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...Oh God. So many people are using Japanese emoticons that it's just stupid.
| You Are a Smart American |
 You know a lot about US history, and you're opinions are probably well informed. Congratulations on bucking stereotypes. Now go show some foreigners how smart Americans can be. |
That's more like it. Of course, if I'm smart, then I must not be American, right?
| You Are 54% American |
 Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! |
Sorta. So if I'm only that much American...then my IQ must be pretty middling. Let's take a quick test (read another Cheap Blog Survey) and find out.
| Your SAT Score of 1330 Means: |
 You Scored Higher Than Howard Stern You Scored Higher Than George W. Bush You Scored Lower Than Al Gore You Scored Lower Than David Duchovny You Scored Lower Than Natalie Portman You Scored Lower Than Bill Gates Your IQ is most likely in the 130-140 range Equivalent ACT score: 30 Schools that Fit Your SAT Score: College of William and Mary New York University Boston College United States Naval Academy University of California, Berkeley* |
*The fuck if I'm ever gonna study in Commie Central. But dumber than the man who invented the Internet AND the chick who got her head shaved on V for Vendetta? Way to make me feel better (and ashamed for me being American.) At least I'm not a-
| You Are a Conservative Democrat |
 Frankly, the way most other Democrats behave embarasses you greatly. You pride yourself on a high level of morals, and you have a good grasp on right and wrong. It's likely you think America needs to get back to its conservative, Juedo-Christian values. Why aren't you a Republican then? Because you believe the goverment helps more than hurts. |
Ooooookay. Lots of mindfucking even for this near-genius. Still, the only way I'd walk that road is if I'd strayed off...
| Your 2005 Song Is |
 Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day "My shadow's the only one that walks beside me My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating" In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like you care. |
I'm surprised that this didn't become an emo anthem...though the amount of despair I seem to experience easily puts me into that category. So...let's put this to rest. After all these strange anomalies (and the fact that I've put so many CBSes in one post), am I really just one of the crowd?
| Your Personality is Somewhat Rare (ISTP) |
 Your personality type is reserved, methodical, spirited, and intense. Only about 6% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 8% of all men You are Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. |
Looks like there's room for a square cog after all. And for that...
| You Are Pretty Happy |
 You generally have a happy, fulfilling life. But things could be a little better, and deep down, you know it. Maybe you need more supportive friends or a more challenging career. Something is preventing you from being totally happy. You just need to figure out what it is! |
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